Wednesday, March 12, 2008

By S(h)ara

I just haven't had the heart to post since I lost my Soupy. However, I'm getting over it, and trying to move on. Roysie was interviewed on channel two the other night and he looked all scruffy and adorable--just how I likes 'em. Way to make me forget the Skating Tomato!

Anyway the sole purpose for my return from the blogging dead is to share with you a humorous texting conversation that occured between the ladies of Sabretooth's house during the Sabres/Rangers game.

2nd period
S(h)ara: Keepin' the babies!
S(h)ara: HE IS A GOON
S(h)ara: fyi, "homo" comes up before "goon" in T9

Anne: I'm changing the channel

Post-Game (online)
Anne: Soupy is not attractive
S(h)ara: Staffy is a flesh-eating zombie
Anne: I hate Sean Avery
S(h)ara: I hope Staffy eats his face and then spits it at Jagr

We are so mature.

Tonight, we play Anne's second favorite team. And so, I leave you with an open letter to the Sabres.

Dear Sabres,

Please do not suck hard/lose tonight. I really don't think I can take it.

Love and Kisses,


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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

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