by Anne
Yo. Things is NOT looking good.
- Millsey has started 19 games in a row and is clearly showing signs of wear and tear. He's already at playoff weight, and he's allowed a helluva lotta goals in the last couple of games
- Kalinin is being benched for sucking. From the Buffalo News: Ruff skated laps with Kalinin during today's morning skate and shouted at the defenseman to play with some passion.
"He's talented, but you've got to put the energy and passion into it at the same time," Ruff said. "That's the point I was trying to make with him."
- Pie-YAY is being scratched. Well, it made him step up to the plate when he was scratched in December.
- Petey is playing. (Although, as I've been saying, Petey is about to become the sniper we always knew he could be).
- Sekera is being paired with Sissy tonight.
I think I'm going to throw up.
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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