Friday, March 7, 2008


by Anne

No, this is not some "End of the World as We Know It" type diatribe about the season being over or something.

It's about something much more personal. No, not Brett Favre, but his goodbye was much sadder.

Yesterday we said goodbye to one of our own.

Somehow, this feels wrong now

Well, sorry Grizz, you actually lost the right to that picture a long time ago, let's switch to a more reasonable one:

Unfortch, Grizz, that one's much more apropos today

I made the terrible mistake of letting you into my heart, but I was weak, and you didn't deliver. I'm not sure what bright spot could be on the horizon...


I'm sorry.....

What did you say?

That's why Grizz was sent back?



Grizz was sent back in the anticipation of the return of YO-YO!

UPDATE: Woop! It's confirmed! And Lind-o is surprisingly optimistic about Hank the Tank's return to practice. Woo!


Still no word on Hank? That's ok, get better boy. Where's our in-game in-suit interview? It best be comin', MSG.

1 comment:

  1. I miss clarkey already. He's sooo cuuute! However, Yo-Yo is too. Did you see his interview on They all went nuts over him!


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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