Thursday, March 6, 2008


By Anne
This picture has gone a long way towards lifting my spirits today. Thank you, for not posting obscene numbers pictures of Ovie scoring goals.

Just stick to the drum and the t-shirt cannon, buddy

Once again, I am still in search of videos that will soothe my soul: Drew Stafford playing sled hockey and Ryan Miller talking about how much he loves chocolate, raspberries and ice cream. Me too, Millsey! Pommer and I need some for when we get together to cry about Brett Favre retiring. Hook us up with some Breakaway Berry-er.


  1. ha. That's too cute. I love the tooth! I stole this off another blog but... it's GREAT!

  2. Ha, Dani that is too funny. I remember when I first saw the scene in SlapShot I laughed for like a half hour afterwards. Just images of Jochen Hecht deciding to strip instead of fight kept rolling around in my head.

  3. I so wish one of the Sabres would do that!!!! SO BAD. If anyone, I think it would be either Miller or Peters. They have this thing for movies. I remember once they played the cat game with the media from Super Troupers. They had no clue what the two were doing. They're like, meow. haha. I love them.

  4. I would give my unborn child to see yo yo strip.


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

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