So I'm Almost Two Weeks Late...

By S(h)ara

I was able to attend the most boring game in the history of hockey almost two weeks ago and I'm just now getting to post about it. Everyone has already talked about how lame the game was, so I bring you the game in pictures taken from my boss's bamf seats at center ice in the 100's.

Can you find the EPIC FAIL?

Who is the idiot that let this one slip past them?

Adam Mair humping the ice...you're welcome, ladies.

During the pre-skate. Go Petey, Go!

The most exciting moment of the game. Change that glass, boys.

This is Ryan's serious face.

Rayzor is sharing his wisdom with the masses.

SABRETOOTH WAS BANGING HIS DRUM IN MY SECTION! IT WAS AMAZING!

Sissy, Sekera, and a Ref. It sounds like a bad joke "So two defensemen and a ref walk into a bar..."

Let's just say that Goose won the faceoff, since I can't remember.

So not only did we not even score a goal in this game, but I ate crappy pizza, found out the hard way that my pink cotton candy was cherry flavored (don't you people make normal cotton candy?) and then had to drive home in a snow storm, during which I saw a car do a couple 360's on the east-bound 33 and glide ever so gently into a snow fence. All in all, I think a great time was had by everyone.

Google Analytics is so Entertaining

by Anne

There was no hockey of any kind or of any interest last night, so I'm delving into more funny search engine terms. Most people only do this once every 5 months, but I think it's comedic genius.


I'm assuming the person that found this thing by searching for "(my full name)'s sabres blog", is someone I actually know.


Once again, I'm sorry I don't have shirtless pictures of:

Danny Briere
Henrik Lundqvist
Joel Lundqvist

This blog is not a hotbed for topless photos. However, I inadvertently came across this clip last night in which Danny Breire is shirtless in the background for about 4 seconds. So, enjoy:

To the person who searched for "whore" and "drury" Ha! My thoughts exactly.

"Carey Price interview + Glass of Milk" - It's strange that someone found this blog by searching for that, and stranger still that our blog does boast these terms.

"hahahahha" - We are pretty HILARIOUS

"jason pominville and brian campbell bringin sexy back" - they TOTALLY are, from coast to coast.

"the song when I need that old wa hoo" - Everyone needs a good old "wa hoo" from time to time. I hope we were able to provide it.


To those in search of middle names:

According to Wikipedia, Goose's middle name is Michael. According to his blog, Pommerdoodle's is John. Since many of you are interested in Kaleta's middle name...let's just say it's Jean-Luc and call it a day. Clarke MacArthur's middle name? Um, Olaf. Danny Briere? Igor. As I've said before, I'm telling everyone Ryan Miller's middle name is Horatio until someone can prove that its not.


Everyone's freaking out about playoff beards and their history. Most of the time I think I don't care, but then I got all bothered when I see that a player who previously had a beard has shaved it off. Cough Chris Drury cough.


Today, Team Canada faces off against Team USA, a prospect that appears to have Pommerdoodle piddling himself. Don't worry, Pommers, Team Canada is probably going to wipe the floor with you guys. Probably. Not definitely, just probably. They face off a 3:30 EDT. That's LAME. I'll still be at work, and I won't be able to watch it. That totally blows.


Whatevs! Go Team USA! I hope you don't get totally blown out of the water by your amigos on Team Canada! Woo!

Hahahahha

By Anne

This picture has gone a long way towards lifting my spirits today. Thank you, NHL.com for not posting obscene numbers pictures of Ovie scoring goals.

Just stick to the drum and the t-shirt cannon, buddy

Once again, I am still in search of videos that will soothe my soul: Drew Stafford playing sled hockey and Ryan Miller talking about how much he loves chocolate, raspberries and ice cream. Me too, Millsey! Pommer and I need some for when we get together to cry about Brett Favre retiring. Hook us up with some Breakaway Berry-er.