Friday, December 12, 2008

So I'm Almost Two Weeks Late...

By S(h)ara

I was able to attend the most boring game in the history of hockey almost two weeks ago and I'm just now getting to post about it. Everyone has already talked about how lame the game was, so I bring you the game in pictures taken from my boss's bamf seats at center ice in the 100's.

Can you find the EPIC FAIL?



Who is the idiot that let this one slip past them?

Adam Mair humping the ice...you're welcome, ladies.

During the pre-skate. Go Petey, Go!

The most exciting moment of the game. Change that glass, boys.

This is Ryan's serious face.

Rayzor is sharing his wisdom with the masses.

SABRETOOTH WAS BANGING HIS DRUM IN MY SECTION! IT WAS AMAZING!


Sissy, Sekera, and a Ref. It sounds like a bad joke "So two defensemen and a ref walk into a bar..."


Let's just say that Goose won the faceoff, since I can't remember.


So not only did we not even score a goal in this game, but I ate crappy pizza, found out the hard way that my pink cotton candy was cherry flavored (don't you people make normal cotton candy?) and then had to drive home in a snow storm, during which I saw a car do a couple 360's on the east-bound 33 and glide ever so gently into a snow fence. All in all, I think a great time was had by everyone.

1 comment:

  1. OMG!!! I wonder how long the person got razzed for making that epic FAIL!!!!

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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