by Anne
That game was atrocious. If my love of the Sabres and individual players was based solely on last night's game, I would be a baseball fan.
Therefore, I have to find SOMETHING positive to say:
With that victory, Montreal knocked Ottawa out of the top of the division and back into 5th place. Hahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Even though the dealt away Huet (who earned a shutout in his first game as a Cap, BTW), they still managed to win because our defense sucks. OMG, was Soupy actually a strong defenseman? Oh, our forwards suck is the main breakdown? Gotcha. Anytick, let's see how Baby Price does down the road once he's playing every game.
If we're struggling, its good to know that Ottawa is struggling even harder. How's it going, Bryan Murray? Maybe Patrick Eaves was the secret to the Senator's success, ha.
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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