by Anne
We are so screwed. Here is our list of healthy defensemen:
Lydman
Pratt
Paetsch
Sekera
...........that's it
Hey, Mike Weber, how's about a trip down the Thruway?
huh?
Do you have white hair?
Are you even old enough to play hockey?
SOUPY! AT LEAST YOU'D BE A WARM BODY TO THROW AT THE OFFENSE.
Ok, ok, Anne, calm down, deep breaths.
Maybe it's not so bad, who do we play next?
Oh no, you mean he might come back to play us?
Oh God.
Ok, maybe not, who else is there?
Funky?
Do you have white hair?
This isn't looking promising.
Mike Card?
Are you even old enough to play hockey?
Ok, well regardless of which of you comes up, it's gonna be someone named Mike. At least Mikey Ryan isn't playing, that'll eliminate some confusion.
I can't even get upset. Anyone else not so fondly reminiscing about the Sabres' demise in the 2006 playoffs?
SOUPY! AT LEAST YOU'D BE A WARM BODY TO THROW AT THE OFFENSE.
Ok, ok, Anne, calm down, deep breaths.
Maybe it's not so bad, who do we play next?
Oh no, you mean he might come back to play us?
Gulp. GENO.
Aw, hell, he's healthy too.
Um, uh, well, so, yeah, let's see, how about, um, ok, yes, good, so we'll just, um, GOOSE! WHERE'S THE RALLY HELMET?
Aw, hell, he's healthy too.
Um, uh, well, so, yeah, let's see, how about, um, ok, yes, good, so we'll just, um, GOOSE! WHERE'S THE RALLY HELMET?
Goose: [Panic] HONKhonkh0nKHOOooO0ONNNNKKKKK!!!
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