Saturday, April 5, 2008


by Anne

I'm pretty sure the only reason I'm not sad we didn't make the playoffs is because we have 1 more game left and my brain hasn't fully grasped that the season is over.

This was a very depressing sight to me though:

To officially see that there are no more games makes me very sad.

I missed the Sabres like "my best friend had moved to a new district in 8th grade and now we had to go to different high schools and it was going to be weird because we've been best friends since the first day of kindergarten when she let me share her paste" over the All-Star break and that was 3 DAYS.

There's always next year!


  1. How weird was it looking at and seeing an entire empty calendar? Oh maaaan.

  2. that was a great post! :) I loved the pictures and captions.


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

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