Thursday, April 17, 2008

Heretofore UnAppreciated SexPots

by Anne

Each game affords me the opportunity to appreciate new players' sexaliciousbadassitude.

Tonight I will explore my newfound love for one Mr. Michael Green of the Washington Capitals

Derek Zoolander?
Mike Green.

Hi, Mikey!
You look kind of scrawny and geeky here

I'm loving all this redonkulous CapsTV stuff on YouTube

That video has also lead me to be jonesin' on Brooks Laich.

Hahahahahaha, you have to watch this until the very end:

I'm sorry to those who don't like him, but I love AO.

1 comment:

  1. oh my gosh taht was awsome! I'm so gonna stalk Brooks Laich now. He's hot as hell! ANd he's from Sasketchewan.. he has the sexiest accent! And Mr. Green isn't bad himself. Those two are hilarious.

    and Ovie at the end of the Ladies Man segment.. LOL !

    I like him too. :)


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