Thursday, April 10, 2008

Jarome Iginla is Totally Aces

by Anne

Look at that tantilizing come-hither smirk my NorthWest Divisional boyfriend was flashing me in last night's game:

Why is it for me? Because he knows I loves him and I hates Brian Campbell* and he made Brian Campbell look like a rookie last night. Thanks, Jarome!


Sidenote, for those who don't know, his full name is:

Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla

No, I am not kidding.

Edit: This is the picture I couldn't find earlier:

Hahahahaha. Well done J-Rome

*I don't really hate Brian Campbell, but making things black and white is easier than the grey area of "well I was sad when Soupy left, but I like Big Bear, but Soupy was an important part of the team, but he did annoy me a lot this season..." etc.


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  2. Ok, let me explain what I just did. I looked and saw his name and then I thought you wrote "no, it's not his real name." Then I realized, it was his real name so I deleted what I had just written. I'm sorry. I'm such an idiot. hahaha

  3. Anne, I totally thought that smirk was for me! Oh well... =)

    J-Rome is extremely foxy with his adorable smile and his awesome ability to make Brian Campbell look like a pee-wee defenseman. Plus, I don't know if you saw, but he has given himself a mohawk, which all of Flames are now sporting!

  4. Oh,I saw the mohawks in Versus "let's show the players being real people in the dressing room" pre-game. I was excited.


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