Thursday, April 24, 2008

More Team USA-ness

by Anne

Ok, Dear Team USA, please just stop adding people to the roster. Camp starts today, so I'm gonna assume they're done for now. They can add other players again after a certain point but I can't remember what that cut off day is.



Adam Burish, Chicago Blackhawks
Forward


Mark Stuart, Boston Bruins
Defenseman

Welcome aboard, boys! I hope that you have fun continuing to play with your NHL teammates and make new friends in Maine. I hear Kaner is planning on making dream catchers for you all to remember camp by. There's a talent show at the end, Gerbe will sing a country western ballad and Tim Tom will be doing his ventriloquism act. It'll be grand.

1 comment:

  1. Gerbe will sing a country western ballad

    Accompanied by Staffy on the guitar

    The image of Kaner making dream catchers is too funny...I can picture him looking so intense at the craft table trying to prove that even short, baby hockey boys can make amazing dream catchers.

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