by Anne
Ok, Dear Team USA, please just stop adding people to the roster. Camp starts today, so I'm gonna assume they're done for now. They can add other players again after a certain point but I can't remember what that cut off day is.
Adam Burish, Chicago Blackhawks
Forward
Mark Stuart, Boston Bruins
Defenseman
Welcome aboard, boys! I hope that you have fun continuing to play with your NHL teammates and make new friends in Maine. I hear Kaner is planning on making dream catchers for you all to remember camp by. There's a talent show at the end, Gerbe will sing a country western ballad and Tim Tom will be doing his ventriloquism act. It'll be grand.
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
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Gerbe will sing a country western ballad
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The image of Kaner making dream catchers is too funny...I can picture him looking so intense at the craft table trying to prove that even short, baby hockey boys can make amazing dream catchers.