Tuesday, June 17, 2008

BORED

by Anne

So, Katie offered up a brilliantly titled post "Paul Gaustad has given me unrealistic expectations about men."

And, as I am supremely bored, I made a Facebook bumper sticker bearing that same sentiment.


Feel free to search for it or add me as a friend on Facebook if you want it. Haha.

I'M SO BORED. ENTERING MEDICAL RECORDS IS NOT THE HEIGHT OF ENTERTAINMENT AND INTRIGUE. ALL I'VE LEARNED TODAY IS THAT THIS DUDE WAS WALKING AROUND WITH ONE TOTALLY MESSED UP KNEE.

October? Yes? No? NO? Damn.

5 comments:

  1. AMEN! He is the only man in the world that is totally PERFECT!!!

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  2. Thanks for the shout-out, Anne!!

    And I'm totally going to be nicer than Nate Gerbe and add you as my Facebook friend now!

    I think that will be the most accurate bumper sticker in my vast collection. haha

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  3. Its really true. After reading your post I realized that Paul Gaustad is the Prince Phillip of Buffalo. He's unrealistically wonderful. Not like that LAME prince from Snow White, but Prince Phillip, Sleeping Beauty's prince was FAR AND AWAY superior to his princely compadres.

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  4. Anne, I love sabre related bumper stickers!

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  5. I think that is going to be one of my favorite Sabre related bumper stickers... besides the Toni Lydman "sweet mother of God"/Bon Jovi hair one.

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  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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