Tuesday, July 15, 2008


by Anne

So I've arrived safely in Chicago and I'm currently sitting on my sister's bed using the slowest internet known to man kind.

I have pictures etc. to upload and stories of my flights to regale you all with, but those will have to wait until tonight.

Today I seek out the United Center where both the Blackhawks and the Bulls play. Unfortunately their store is only open on game days so I will have to be satisfied with photojournalistic evidence of my presence at the United Center. Maybe I should call this woman I know who is like Pat Kane's great great aunt by marriage. Maybe she can pull some strings. Yes? No? I'll let you know what happens.

Then I shall wander about that area, depending on how sketchy it is, and then meet MK at like 4:30 after her classes are over for dinner and some drinks, because they don't have class tomorrow morning. WOOOOOO!!! Wasted on a Tuesday. Gotta love vacation.

I'll let you all know how my intervention with the Blackhawks turns out.


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  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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