by Anne
DARCY. YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH TRADING SAN JOSE SHARKS.
Ok, so I'm not yet sure how I feel about this Craig Rivet trade. but I will tell you that he already earns points with me because his name is Anthony Craig Rivet. I love people who refuse to use their first name.
I will meditate all zen-like on this movement and be back later with more thoughts. I'm not exactly ecstatic, but I'm not burning down the Arena, either.
Apparently the Big Bear deal might've been because Vancouver was going to give him an offer sheet and this was actually just to make this less messy? I don't know. I'm still sad about Big Bear, but, in the grand scheme of Buffalo Sabres, there are LOTS of players I would've been much more devastated to lose in this trade.
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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