Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Google Analytics OR It's Only Funny to Me.

by Anne

Google Analytics never ceases to bring a chuckle and puzzlement. For example:

Does Paul Gaustad have a baby (I don't think so?)

Wonderful wednesday on glornax-7
(glad to hear it)

snuff fetish stupid spoiled whore blogspot
(Mom, is that you?)

Mike Millbury have another doughnut (seriously, what?)

bbbrrrrlllllliiiiinnngggg. we believe this knife is yours. (Apparently its the title of a Pensblog post...? How did they end up here?)

Over 11,000 visits to our blog since it was created in January. That's quite impressive to me. That means there are plenty o' people who ain't commenting. Say something! I love when people comment!!




  1. snuff fetish stupid spoiled whore blogspot

    Who are these people and do they really walk among us? Yikes!

  2. Who are these people and do they really walk among us?

    I know, right? And have we ever said the words "snuff" and "fetish" on here before? I know we've said "stupid" and "whore" but lots of blogs say that! lol

  3. Maybe they were looking for info. on TimmyHo.


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

Disclaimer, yo.

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We have nothing to do with the Buffalo Sabres, the National Hockey League or the actual "Sabretooth's House" located in HSBC Arena, we're just borrowing the name. If anyone is offended by anything we've written, get over it, it's a personal blog, not an accredited news source.

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