Thursday, July 17, 2008

My Name is Anne and I Like Throwing Money Down the Toilet

by Anne

I want you all to know that I just paid 7 dollars to get WiFi in Midway Airport so I could download the Sabres schedule so I can add it into iCal when I'm on the plane.



Still thinking about that contract extension?

Our dearly beloved netminder turns 28 today. Yay! Can you sign your contract extension now?!?! Pretty please??!?!?

And I'll be in Michigan for like an hour today for a layover. I mean, uh, cuz I love Ryan Miller so much. Yes. That's why. Not because my flight just happens to connect in Detroit. Nope, Ryan Miller.

I think its interesting that we play Detroit twice next season and so does Pittsburgh. Interesting. I wonder which other Eastern Conference opponent they play twice? Oh, it's Atlanta. SNOOZE. Well, it's Hossa's former team...? Eh, who cares.

The other reason I love July 17 is that its the sample day on iCal so when its closed and when its open the date says the same thing. It's the little things in life, people!

I'm still pommerdoodling over Paille signing too. Pommerdoodling so much that I seriously am considering buying Paille jersey. PIE! YAY!

1 comment:

  1. "I mean, uh, cuz I love Ryan Miller so much. Yes. That's why. Not because my flight just happens to connect in Detroit. Nope, Ryan Miller."

    You know you subconsciously planned it.

    Nice Chicago pictures, btw.


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

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