by Anne
Ok, so I know that Patrick Lalime isn't exactly Martin Brodeur or Marty Biron, but does he really warrant the overall cry of discontentment I'm seeing from many Sabres bloggers?
I'm not leaping out of my seat over the signing, but when the alternative is THIBAULT (no offense, Teebs) I'd take almost anyone else.
Lalime just needs to prove himself early on and we'll all be fine. It's FINE. Chill out peeps.
Marty likes him, that's a good sign, right?
WHERE'S MY DEFENSEMAN, DARCY? We already know we're not getting Orpik, I just want someone to rely on, DARCE. WHERE IS HE?
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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