Saturday, August 9, 2008

THE BILLS MAKE ME WANNA SHOUT

by Anne

Tonight REALLY starts my foray into reviving my Bills fanship. Won't you join me?


Poz will be there

I know its about as predictable as loving Jason Pominville but I never said I was original. My first try-out for Bills boyfriend is really no contest. That is unless Trent can BLOW MY MIND with some serious throws tonight, or Brian Moorman drops every punt on the 1 yard line and it bounces out, I throw my panties at Paul Posluszny. Maybe I have a thing for guys named Paul? GOOOOOOSE!

Redskins is goin' DOWN. I just watched a video on the Bills site and I kind of love Spencer Johnson right now. I have no idea if he's any good, but he gave a good interview. Was it squeal worthy? Not quite, but he does have nice dimples. These are important criteria for me, people! According to his mini-bio on the roster he was a team community leader whilst in Minnesota. Excellent. He had his best season of his career last season in Minnesota with 3 sacks and 2 fumble recoveries. While I know these are not record setting stats, it was the best of his career and he'll be EVEN BETTER IN BUFFALO, RIGHT? AM I RIGHT? No really, am I right?

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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