Saturday, August 9, 2008

Maybe Its Because We Were In a Bar

by Anne

But are we, the ladies of Sabretooth's House the only ones who thought the actual lighting of the torch was lame as all get-out? The rest of the ceremony was SWEET but I thought the Peter Pan fake running was lame.

WHERE'S MY BARCELONA ARCHER AT? My mom made me watch that in 1992 when I was 7 and its still the coolest lighting of an Olympic torch ever. Its totally nuts. I like it most because, just like the Olympics are, the lighting of that torch was pure human skill, not a LAME scrolling projection and flying wires.

1 comment:

  1. I agree. Totally and completely lame. It's too bad because I thought the rest of the ceremonies were pretty cool, if a bit too long. I especially liked the drums at the beginning. And, yes, the Barcelona archer was the all time best.


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  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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