Sunday, September 14, 2008

2-0? 2-0? 2-0!!!!!!

by Anne

Ok James, I'm gonna throw it high to the top right corner, you're our big 6'5" guy we got for the high passes from the red zone, so I'm gonna need you to make sure your giant feet land in bounds, and I'm going to throw the ball higher than anyone else on the team could jump to catch it.Basically if you don't make this catch, we'll find ourselves in a hole its going to be hard to climb out of. So make the catch.

Got it?

Got it.

2-0!!! First time since 2003!

I was actually surprised that we were 2-0 in 2003. I figured like 2000. Where's the faith?

That was one of my favorite endings to a football game of all time:

"After reviewing the play, it was a forward pass which results in a 10 second run down... the game is over."

I would love for the Super Bowl to end that way, hahahahaha.


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