by Anne
When all seems bleak. Just remember Jaroslav Spacek, the little defenceman that could:
Come on, Sissy, you can make it over the wall to the bench if you just BELIEVE you can! Pull!
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
Disclaimer, yo.
Almost all of our pictures are borrowed from other sources. If they're yours and you don't want us to use them, just shoot us an email and we'll take them down.
We have nothing to do with the Buffalo Sabres, the National Hockey League or the actual "Sabretooth's House" located in HSBC Arena, we're just borrowing the name. If anyone is offended by anything we've written, get over it, it's a personal blog, not an accredited news source.
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I love Jaro! I'm going to start the I love Jaro fan club.
ReplyDeleteOh, that comment SO matches the look on his face in that picture. It looks like a little kid trying to climb up on the bed or something. That made me LOL! Thanks Anne!
ReplyDeleteI love Jaro! I'm going to start the I love Jaro fan club.
ReplyDeleteJaro is like the fat cheerleader at the bottom of the pyramid, he may not be pretty to look at but when he's not there, you miss him a whole lot.
Oh, that comment SO matches the look on his face in that picture. It looks like a little kid trying to climb up on the bed or something. That made me LOL! Thanks Anne!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome!! I realized I haven't been giving enough love to players that aren't Paul Gaustad, Jason Pominville, Dan Paille, Derek Roy, Thomas Vanek and Ryan Miller lately so I'm trying to spread the love.