Thursday, September 18, 2008

New Couple Alert

by Anne


Ryan Miller. What is wrong with you. Rick DiPietro wants to hug you.


ACCEPT THE RICKY LOVE.


ACCEPT IT.




That's better.


I hope the two are very happy together. What beautifully dark featured goaltendering babies they will have. Think they'll ask the Martys (Biron and Brodeur) to be co-godfathers? I am TOTES available for babysitting and wedding planning needs, boys. CALL ME. I'M AVAILABLE TO PLAN YOUR SPECIAL DAY.


8 comments:

  1. The best part of that picture is Miller's GUNS!! :o

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  2. Is this not the most adorable couple ever??? They'll be the Brangelina of hockey, yet.

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  3. The best part of that picture is Miller's GUNS!!

    I KNOW! I had never really noticed anything about Crunchy being remotely attractive before, but he does have some NICE arms.

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  4. The best part of that picture is Miller's GUNS!! :o

    Has Millsey always had these guns but he's kept them as CONCEALED WEAPONS?!?!

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  5. Is this not the most adorable couple ever??? They'll be the Brangelina of hockey, yet.

    Absolutely. I hear they've already adopted a small butterfly style goaltending 6 month old from Ethiopia.

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  6. I KNOW! I had never really noticed anything about Crunchy being remotely attractive before, but he does have some NICE arms.

    Why is Ricky denying us the viewing pleasure of his undoubtedly muscular arms?? Perhaps he's trying to bolster Ryan's self-confidence. Ricky knows he's the prettier one in the relationship. Shhhhhhhh.

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  7. Wow, Ryan has some amazing arms! Where has he been hiding those?

    It's good to know that Ryan is just as susceptible to Ricky's charm as the rest of us.

    I hear they've already adopted a small butterfly style goaltending 6 month old from Ethiopia.

    This may be the funniest thing I've read in a LONG time!

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  8. Awwwwww!!!!! I love when Ryan hugs. I want a Ryan hug.

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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