By Anne
I just got my Sabres text message.
FIVE YEARS! FIVE YEARS! POMMMMERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
NOW I GET TO GO TO THE ARENA!!! YAY YAY YAY AYAY YAYYAY!!!
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Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
Disclaimer, yo.
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Oh thank God. I thought I was going to have to stage an intervention.
ReplyDelete"Anne, tell Darcy how you feel using positive language...Anne, you know cursing won't help...Anne, I'm serious...Anne, don't make me get out the restraints again."
"Anne, tell Darcy how you feel using positive language...Anne, you know cursing won't help...Anne, I'm serious...Anne, don't make me get out the restraints again."
ReplyDeleteMY POWERS OF NEGOTIATION ARE PROVEN!!!!
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ReplyDeletehaha!!
I strongly believe they both have best friends necklaces with this engraved on them.