by Anne
Ladies and Gentlemen of Columbus... Mike Commodore, complete with ginger body hair, chewing tobacco, flowery shear curtains and his benjamins
Thanks to Puck Daddy and Carolina Hurricane blogger, the Acid Queen for this GEM.
Just ignore Alexander Semin and WOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I slept like not at all last night so I'm hitting the hay for a good old fashioned nap. I'm still on the lookout for the rest of my WCBs. WOOOOOO!!!!
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
Disclaimer, yo.
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ewww
ReplyDeleteGood god. D:
ReplyDeleteI cannot even think of a statement to somehow validate--or even make fun of--that picture. Yikes...
ReplyDeleteI am never drinking Propel again.
ReplyDeleteCool, I almost upchucked the cereal that I just finished off. ):
ReplyDeleteIt's so cool to see Vanek, Lalime, and Miller all in a row like that...if only Thomas had two more points total, then it would go Vanek, Vanek, Lalime, and then Miller!
oh my god that is no where NEAR as sexy as he probably thinks it is. I hope none of those bills are ever circulated to me. ew.
ReplyDeleteps....I just added your blog to our new blog roll. This is one of my favorites! :O)
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On the plus side, there's nothing too scandalous about that photo of Commodore. But on the other side, what the hell was he thinking posting that out there?
ReplyDeleteewww
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly. BLECH
Good god. D:
ReplyDeleteImages like this make me question the existence of god.
I cannot even think of a statement to somehow validate--or even make fun of--that picture. Yikes...
ReplyDeleteThis photo has left many a blogger speechless, quite a feat Michael, quite a feat.
I am never drinking Propel again.
ReplyDeleteBut you're still totally down with chewing tobacco, right? Cuz I had big plans for a spitting contest this weekend.
Cool, I almost upchucked the cereal that I just finished off. ):
ReplyDeleteGlad you were able to keep it in, I would hate to hear about food being wasted on Mike Commodore's behalf.
I don't want dinner now... as a matter of fact.... I don't ever want to eat again... ugh... I can thank you for my new diet.
ReplyDeleteHey, I could stand to drop a few, maybe I should tape that picture on my fridge... you might be on to something Jill...
ps....I just added your blog to our new blog roll. This is one of my favorites! :O)
ReplyDeleteSweeeeet. Thanks! I gotta add you guys!!
Oh and one more thing... aren't hockey players supposed to be in tip top shape? He seems to have let himself go... ugh...
ReplyDeleteYyyyyeahhh, true dat. Perhaps Columbus' rigorous pre-season testing is less rigorous than other teams...? lol
On the plus side, there's nothing too scandalous about that photo of Commodore. But on the other side, what the hell was he thinking posting that out there?
ReplyDeleteI can't possibly imagine what his train of thought was... lol. I'm going out on a limb and assuming his, um, "lady friend" might've taken this picture, based solely on the girly curtains.
Apparently he thinks he is one sexy beast... (vomiting)
ReplyDeleteI think that's the most disturbing part...