by Anne
Does he at least have a name?
How about Seymour?
I mean just when I thought I couldn't love Jaroslav "Pigeon" Spacek any more than I already (and inexplicably) do, he brings about this
DELIGHT.
Basically, the most impactful player of the game as decided by the players gets to keep this pigeon in their locker as a symbol of their success.
They're keeping track of the number of times each player gets the pigeon and the player who earned it the most times gets to keep it over the summer.
Apparently in Chicago they use a tomahawk, which, ya know has something to do with their team name.
The Sabres decide to pick up a dead bird on eBay and stick logo pins in it AND IT HAS ITS OWN COOP FOR WHEN THEY TRAVEL.
THAT'S HOW WE ROLL IN BUFFALO. DON'T HATE, APPRECIATE.
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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I think the fact that they paid $9.99 for the pigeon on Ebay really cracks me up. Oh, these boys. Could we love them more?
ReplyDeleteThis is crazy funny! Leave it to our Sabres to be so silly!
ReplyDeleteI know. I LOVE it. hahahahaha
I think the fact that they paid $9.99 for the pigeon on Ebay really cracks me up. Oh, these boys. Could we love them more?
ReplyDeleteYO, just when I think I can't possibly find more room for love they UP THE ANTE.