by Anne
I rreeeeaaaaaalllllly didn't want to pick Ryan Getzlaf as my Ducks WCB. There are a few reasons why: he reminds me of this guy I know, the Ducks are kind of annoying and I wanted to expand my horizons after falling in hockeylove with him during the 2007 Stanley Cup Finals.
However, after perusing the Ducks' website I have to admit I am completely unable to overlook him any longer.
Sigh.
IS THAT A SABRES SWEATER?
ON A KID FROM SASKATCHEWAN?
DONE.
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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HAHAHAHA. I love him.
ReplyDeleteOver the summer, Kim's brother got married. At the wedding I was talking to their aunt (who's only 30), and she said that she was at Cozumel with her boyfriend not long before and someone kept bumping into her. Low and behold it was Ryan Miller. Who was he there with? Ryan Getzlaf. Random? Maybe. Do I care what brought Ryan G to Buffalo? Not at all. Am I upset he didn't call me? Of course.
Over the summer, Kim's brother got married. At the wedding I was talking to their aunt (who's only 30), and she said that she was at Cozumel with her boyfriend not long before and someone kept bumping into her. Low and behold it was Ryan Miller. Who was he there with? Ryan Getzlaf. Random? Maybe. Do I care what brought Ryan G to Buffalo? Not at all. Am I upset he didn't call me? Of course.
ReplyDeleteThat's totally random and awesome.