Wednesday, October 15, 2008

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH THOMAS VANEK

by Anne


DEAR THOMAS VANEK I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED AND WHAT NOT BUT PLEASE CONSIDER HAVING MY BABIES. DANNY PAILLE, SAME GOES FOR YOU.



ANOTHER SHORT HANDED GOAL?!?! ON ANOTHER SWEET PASS FROM DANNY PAILLE?

OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS THOMAS?!?!?!

TAKE THAT RANGERS' WINNING STREAK. OH SNAP.

Two power play goals and another 100% on the PK. Danny I kind of am a little annoyed that you missed the empty net, but I CAN TOTALLY GET OVER THAT.

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WE'VE ONLY ALLOWED ONE GOAL IN ALL THREE GAMES!!

Oh, and BOOFUCKINGHOO Paul Mara, you may be a "man" but you're a man who got ejected from the game for retaliating when that "little guy" (Pat Kaleta) drew a major penalty and basically gave us the win, leaving your team with only 5 defensemen. Thanks, Paul!

If you'll excuse me, I have to go rub this in my friend Scott's face.

After three games, it's time to take a look at the suddenly defensive-minded Buffalo Sabres.


HELLS YEAH IT IS.

WOOOOOOO!!!


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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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