Tuesday, October 14, 2008

No Go for Yo Yo

by Anne


:*(

According to Mike Harrington at Sabres Edge Yoyo's hurt and won't play tomorrow. CMac is centering the line with Paille and Pommer. Iiiiiiiii was not aware that Grizz ever played center.

Matt Ellis will center the 4th line and if any of our other centers go down, be prepared for Nathan Gerbe to appear from Portland after, uhhhh like 2 weeks of seasoning. *HEADDESK*.

IT IS WAAAAAYYYYYY TO EARLY IN THE SEASON FOR THIS TYPE OF INJURY CHIT CHAT.

Whyyyyy does it have to always be centers? TimmyHo, Goose, Yoyo???

Center is where we're thinnest up front and that's where we're feeling the most hurt. Perfection.

ITS FINE. REALLY, ITS FINE. I'M NOT WORRIED. NOT AT ALL. NOPE. TOTALLY FINE WITH THIS.


PAUL!
STOP PROMOTING UNDERAGE SMOKING AND GET BACK TO WORK!



Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.....
I hate you. You're still dead to me.
Your fractured vertebrae is immaterial because you have ceased to exist to me
Remember when I loved this phantom "Tim Connolly"? Yeah that's over


At least Trent practiced yesterday!!! That's one ray of sunshine on the Buffalo injury front!!!



Photo not actually from yesterday's practice but
WOOOOOOO!!! Anyway
The football gods were at least smiling on Buffalo and inserted this injury just before a bye week
Hopefully Trent will be ready to go on Sunday.
Lord knows we don't want him to aggravate anything if he isn't fully recovered


4 comments:

  1. Jesus, and remember when we used to be thin on the blueline? THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE GUYS!

    Tim Connolly? Who is this 'Tim' that we speak of? Oh yeah, that one guy who said he was 100% before the season started, I remember now!

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  2. Tim Connolly? Who is this 'Tim' that we speak of? Oh yeah, that one guy who said he was 100% before the season started, I remember now!

    100% of WHAT is what I'd like to know.

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  3. I think he was 100% load of BS on being injury free, that's what.

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  4. I think he was 100% load of BS on being injury free, that's what

    He's 100% of sleazy man whore, 100% totally lame, 100% frustrating, 100% not a real person to me

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