Tuesday, October 14, 2008

AW COME ON!

by Anne


ANOTHER FREAKIN' FINGER INJURY REQUIRING SURGERY?!?!!!!!!

Ughhhhh, YoYooooooooooooooo



New Mandatory Protective Hand Gear For All Buffalo Sabres

6 comments:

  1. Those are the cutest things I have ever seen, but...
    NOOOO, JOCHEN IS BROCHEN! )':

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  2. Yo Yo needs a nurse like Goose!!! Any volunteers??? Someone needs to massage these boys back to health soon!!! AHHHHH!!! This terrible... I am still writing Timmy-Ho off... it's inevitable with him. I am a fair weather fan with him. I hate to admit that but hey... what else can I say?

    Oh and the gloves... HA! Super fab!

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  3. Those are the cutest things I have ever seen, but...
    NOOOO, JOCHEN IS BROCHEN! )':



    A+ on "Jochen is Brochen" YOU WIN THIS GAME, hahahahahaha.

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  4. Yo Yo needs a nurse like Goose!!! Any volunteers??? Someone needs to massage these boys back to health soon!!!

    I AM TOTALLY AVAILABLE. Yoyo has a wifey, so he's probably fine but GOOSE IS NOT MARRIED (he might have a gf but EH! whatev!!!)

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  5. That's totally their color.

    I think they bring out the sickly pale undertones in Timmy's face.

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  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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