Tuesday, October 7, 2008

OUR REQUIRED "SABRE THAT LOVES HANNAH MONTANA" HAS BEEN DISCOVERED!!

by Anne

We're talking about kids with enormous heads and other assorted birth defects in class right now. What a way to start the day.

I hate leaving late in the morning and there's no time for coffee. Its not worth it to drink the overpriced completely nauseating brown water sludge they call coffee on campus. The only situation in which campus coffee would seem like the right choice is if the only alternative was death or dismemberment. MY DAD TOLD ME THAT THERE IS NOW A TIM HORTON'S IN THE UB STUDENT UNION AND I'M SO MAD. I had to drink Starbucks or sludge for all of undergrad and NOW they have TimmyHo's?!!

Now we're talking about squeezing valves in the head to empty a clogged shunt in a child's brain. GOOD TIMES.

Today's class brought to you by Anne's lack of desire to have children.

On the flip side, my urge to have children might have returned:

The Leafs put Mark Bell on waivers. He may not be the greatest hockey player, but he sure is cute.


DARCY! Look into this!
I know we don't need any more forwards, but if Sunday's game is any reflection on the rest of the season, I'm going to AT LEAST need someone pretty to look at!!
Ohhhhhh...
That's what Rick Jeanneret is for?
That's RIGHT that's what Slick Ricky is for:


Awwwwww yyyyeah

Oh YEAH, the title:

Sabres Delivered was Craig "COME ON PLEASE SMILE IN A NON IRONIC OR SARCASTIC WAY!!!" Rivet

What song are you embarrassed about having in your iPod?

"I don’t really have it in my iPod but I kind of listen to it on XM Radio a lot – it’s that Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana or whatever.

"My 6-year-old daughter started to get into that stuff and now I’m into it too. I think it’s great.

YYYYEEESSSSSS. NOLAN PRATT MUST BE SO UPSET THAT HE LEFT BEFORE HIS MUSICAL BFF ARRIVED. TOGETHER THEY CAN HAVE THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS AND LIST THE SEVEN THINGS THEY HATE/LOVE ABOUT EACH OTHER AND BUFFALO.

AND he manages to imply that his children aren't completely miserable here AND ISN'T THAT WHAT REALLY COUNTS, CRAIG?!!

What has been your biggest surprise since coming to Buffalo?

"I think overall the city and the outskirts where I am living in the Amherst area. It’s beautiful. It’s really nice and just simple. My kids are extremely happy in the schools that they are at and it has really been a nice transition."
COME ON CRRRRAAAIIIIGGG!!!

I'm not really sure why I seem to have dedicated my life to ensuring that Craig Rivet is happy in Buffalo. Really, it doesn't matter, as long as he plays well but a happy player plays better. MAYBE THAT'S THE SECRET TO TIM CONNOLLY'S DOWNFALL.

Dear Tim, please find a dumpy brunette from Depew and marry her, watch your game flourish. Invite me to the wedding. Love, Anne


That's almost a smile, Rosie
I suppose that'll have to doooo.
See you on Friday!!!!

ETA: BTDubs, using Safari to post on Blogger sucks. Like, its really terrible if you're trying to add and format pictures. I guess I'll just have cave and get back together with Firefox. He may not be reliable, but he sure is cute. He's the Steve Bernier of browsers. BIG BEAR ILU

13 comments:

  1. Dear Tim, please find a dumpy brunette from Depew and marry her, watch your game flourish. Invite me to the wedding. Love, Anne

    A season or two or four ago, I would've suggested a 7-years-his-younger, star-struck, naive, redhead from Kenmore.

    Oh, wait... That's me. Too bad I know better now.

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  2. Dear Tim, please find a dumpy brunette from Depew and marry her, watch your game flourish. Invite me to the wedding. Love, Anne

    How about a dumpy brunette from Amherst? I'd sacrifice myself for the cause.

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  3. HAHAHAHH... just love it! My 6 year old love H.M. as well. And wants to tell Ryan Miller that his poster is up with H.M.'s... I doubt we will ever meet him but it is her goal.

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  4. How about a dumpy brunette from Amherst? I'd sacrifice myself for the cause.

    As much as I try to deny it, I'd be right there too. I swear to God, he may not be that attractive, and he may be a certifiable scum bag, but he's got that X-factor, and I can't figure out what the hell it is. IT KILLS ME.

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  5. Remind me never to take the class you're taking, if I had to hear things like that I would probably pass out from nausea.

    I hope Rick Jeanneret's wife has that picture hanging up on their fridge. It's too good to not have public to the rest of the house.

    Dear Tim, please find a dumpy brunette from Depew and marry her, watch your game flourish. Invite me to the wedding. Love, Anne

    I am a non-dumpy, blonde who was originally from Depew. It's too bad that I'm like, ten years younger than Timmy!

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  6. A season or two or four ago, I would've suggested a 7-years-his-younger, star-struck, naive, redhead from Kenmore.

    Oh, wait... That's me. Too bad I know better now.


    Wooooo!!! I'm from Kenmore TOO! CLEARLY the foxiest ladies in WNY come from Kenmore.

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  7. How about a dumpy brunette from Amherst? I'd sacrifice myself for the cause.


    DUDE. its TIMMY!!! Ok, I guess its better than moving to Dallas and throwing yourself at Sean Avery...

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  8. HAHAHAHH... just love it! My 6 year old love H.M. as well. And wants to tell Ryan Miller that his poster is up with H.M.'s... I doubt we will ever meet him but it is her goal.

    You can do it! He lives in Buffalo! He shops at the Wegman's on Amherst st! We can make it happen!!!

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  9. As much as I try to deny it, I'd be right there too. I swear to God, he may not be that attractive, and he may be a certifiable scum bag, but he's got that X-factor, and I can't figure out what the hell it is. IT KILLS ME.

    Tim Connolly is the human embodiment of "Flavor of Love" so awful and shows the worst of humanity but DAMN you can't stop watching those trashy girls throw themselves all over him

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  10. I guess I'll just have cave and get back together with Firefox. He may not be reliable, but he sure is cute. He's the Steve Bernier of browsers.

    HAHAHAHA!! Awesome!

    http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/nhl/news;_ylt=Al2S9DyD0bhxLLtNe7SMsJ8JfwM6?slug=cp-nhl_canucks_camp&prov=cp&type=lgns

    Pretty cute article about Big Bear I thought you might like.

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  11. I hope Rick Jeanneret's wife has that picture hanging up on their fridge. It's too good to not have public to the rest of the house.


    Thats CLEARLY what keeps the spark in their marriage.

    I am a non-dumpy, blonde who was originally from Depew. It's too bad that I'm like, ten years younger than Timmy

    TOO BAD!? SHELBY, BEING BARELY THE AGE OF CONSENT IS TIMMY'S #1 PRIORITY IN FINDING A LADY.

    But fer serious, Mike Weber is kind of foxy, go for him, hahaha.

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  12. Pretty cute article about Big Bear I thought you might like.

    I love how you enable my Big Bear LOVE.

    the best part about that article is that his english seems to easy and natural. I'd love to actually hear what he said and how they translated it loosely into syntactically correct english phrases, hahaha.

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  13. I love how you enable my Big Bear LOVE.

    Well Big Bear needs all the love he can get after being shuffled around so much :D

    the best part about that article is that his english seems to easy and natural.

    Hee! That's exactly what I thought too. They took out all the extra ss. And all the akward pauses. Awww. Big Bear.

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  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
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  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
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  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
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