by Anne
Thomas Vanek is on pace for 70 goals, Clarke MacArthur - 35 goals, Ales Kotalik for 29.
Miller is on pace to go 41-12-12 , Lalime is on pace to go 6-6-6, combined, that would give us 112 points. Hahahahaha. I really don't think that's going to happen, but let's just try to think about that while we get the taste of an awful Buffalo sports weekend out of our mouths.
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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Lalime 6-6-6?! But he's too cute to have such an evil number. Actualluy, it's a pretty badass number. But how about he goes 7-5-6. :D
ReplyDeleteLalime 6-6-6?! But he's too cute to have such an evil number. Actualluy, it's a pretty badass number. But how about he goes 7-5-6. :D
ReplyDeleteHa, I hadn't even thought of that. 7-5-6 gives us 114 points, so that works! haha
I agree with Caroline - 7-5-6 is certainly better than the number of Satan. And I'm not talking about Miro, either.
ReplyDeleteDang, if Thomas Vanek could at least hit 40, I think I'd be a happy camper. Thirty more goals wouldn't be a bad thing...