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Saturday, November 29, 2008

Immediate Reactions: Sabres Lose to Habs 3-2

by Anne

The Kostitsyn Brothers are douche bags.

Why is Thomas Vanek the only Sabre who can score against the Habs?

Lalime played a decent game.

I'm amazed Pat Kaleta can even walk after that game. I love him, why does everyone always pick on you, Patty?


Oh. Its cuz you're kind of a d-bag sometimes?

That's ok, Patty, you're OUR d-bag.

3 comments:

  1. At least the Kostitsyns have the word tits in the middle of their name. So if you want to be like a twelve-year-old boy and laugh at them for it, you know, the opportunity is totally there.

    That's how I comfort myself when one of them scores against us. I think, "LOL tits." It actually works. Sometimes.

    And Patrick Kaleta is my favorite ever. I've always loved fourth-liners in particular, and when he came along... Oh my heart.

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  2. That is a face of a d-bag, for sure. Oh Patty K, Patty K. <3

    I do not feel well knowing Thomas is the only one who has scored against Montreal so far this season...

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  3. That's ok, Patty, you're OUR d-bag.

    AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE HIM ANY OTHER WAY. But to be honest, I wouldn't be surprised at all if someone gets pissed off enough at him and lays him out, Tim Connolly-esque. As much as I love him, he's asking for it. BUT WHAT THE HELL'S WITH THE OFFICIALS' ANTI-KALETA-NESS?? Haters...

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny


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