Oh Big Bear, How These Eejits Have Made Me Neglect You

by Anne

That pack of thieves and miscreants known to some as the "Buffalo Sabres" and their suckity suck sucky style of hockey of late have distracted me from the beauty that is my Western Conference Boyfriends.

Alix had to point out to me that Big Bear scored in the game against the Wild last night because I was TOO DISTRACTED to notice myself. FIE AND SHAME UPON ME FOR THIS NEGLECT!!

Um, excuse me, Cancuks.com but WHERE IS DAY 5 OF ROAD TRIP PHOTOS? You must fill my obsessive need for hockey player pictures off the ice. Look, Vancouver, you're doing well in this "favorite Western Conference team 2008-2009" but Chicago is as well. I'm secretly rooting for you. Keep it up! You're basically only running away with this because of: 1. Big Bear 2. The freaky twins and how the play by play guy just calls them Daniel and Henrik 3. My burgeoning love for Ryan Kesler 4. Kyle Wellwoods' "I don't work" work ethic 5. Big Bear and 6. "Mason Raymond" is like the worst hockey name ever but he seems to be your own personal Dan Paille so I'm ok with it.

Alex Burrows is keeping an eye on you.
He doesn't trust you.

Ummm and if SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN VANCOUVER can get their hands on an extra Canucks calendar (provided its free)... or tells me where I can get one if I don't live in Vancouver... I'd be the happiest girl in Buffalo.

Heeeee!

I'm completely conflicted about tomorrow's game. I'm pro Pens and pro 'Nucks. I'm thinking Vancouver needs the win more and since the Pens creamated us and we beat the Canucks, I'm rooting for the Canucks. And because I don't love any individual player on the Pens as much as I love... someone on the Canucks.

ETA:

I hate them hate them hate them hate them but AAAAAHHAHAHAHA:

I could watch Pommer do that awkwardly ADORABLE shrug all day.
Temporary love for all three of them.