Monday, December 29, 2008

The Latest Polls Indicate

by Anne

Your "However Often Anne Feels Like Checking" Poll Update is here.

Voting has cooled down slightly, but PEOPLE! YOUR VOICES MUST BE HEARD! Every vote counts! Just ask Barack Obama and the 21st Amendment.

Here are the latest numbers

Eastern Forwards
Paul Gaustad 19.43%
Patrick Eaves 11.85%
Scottie Upshall 10.9%
Markus Naslund 9.95%
Vincent Lecavalier 9.48%
Oh, and Staffy got a write in vote

Eastern Defensemen
Andrew Ference 21.01%
Craig Rivet and Luke Schenn tied at 16.81%
Mike Komisarek 13.45%

Eastern Goalie
This one is by far the most spread out category
Rick DiPietro 56.41%
Patrick Lalime 24.36%
Carey Price 11.54%

Western Forwards
Patrik Berglund 15.74%
Patrick Sharp 13.43%
Mike Cammalleri 8.8%
Ethan Moreau and Jonathan Toews 8.33%

Western Defensemen
JM Liles and Shane O'Brien 25.22%
Sheldon Souray 15.65%
Andreas Lilja 12.17%

Western Goalie
Brian Boucher 37.5%
Andrew Raycroft 26.79%
Cristobal Huet 19.64%

There have been 2 write-ins in this category

Josh Harding ok, he's cute
Dwayne Roloson <~fo' reals? whatevs, to each her (his...?) own, I'm not here to judge

Ahhh yes. Good times. Keep voting!

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  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
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  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
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  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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