Sunday, December 28, 2008

Whoa, Canada

by Anne

Team Canada defeated team Kazakhstan 15-0 today.

Kazakhstan has allowed 24 goals in two games and has scored exactly none.

Tyler Ennis had a goal and 2 assists and Tyler Myers notched his first goal of the tournament. Hilariously, one player, PK Subban was a +6 in this game alone. Hahahaha. He's now a +9 for the tournament after only 2 games.

Thusfar, projected #1 or #2 overall pick John Tavares is living up to the hype. He has 4 goals and 3 assists for 7 points but is 2nd on the team in scoring to Vancouver prospect Cody Hodgson who has 8. (2+6)

The Tylers are tied for shooting percentage on the team at 50%. Myers has 1 goal on 2 shots and Ennis has 2 goals on 4 shots. Sweeet.

Poor Kazakhstan.

Team USA won today 4-3 over the Czech Republic. Thomas McCollum got the start again.

Wooooooooooo! Keep it up U-S-A!


  1. Don't you just love it? I was seriously tempted to buy an I <3 Canadian Hockey shirt from Poster Art yesterday. I think I might go back and get one. When I suggested that to Kim, she got all offended, saying, "But you're American!" True, but my grandfather was Canadian, and I love Canadians. So I think it's alright.

  2. Hi Anne! I just got back home and you've probably already seen this but I just wanted to be sure you saw this adorable feature on Big Bear full of baby pics!


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