Shhhhhh!!!

by Anne

GUYS! Don't tell my final papers that I'm here!

Anyway, I've missed you all terribly, and I'm SURE you've missed me as well in the, oh, 36 hours since I last posted. I know, it felt more like 38 to me too.

Anyhoot, now that Sean Avery has issued a lame-ass apology and the Sabres are apparently starting the season over, I suppose we should move on to other things.

Several teams still require a lovely Sabretooth's House reader to investigate their hottness potential. In fact, most of the Western Conference is still up for grabs. The nominee list currently stands at the following:

Anaheim: ?

Atlanta: ?

Boston:?

Buffalo: Paul Gaustad, Patrick Lalime

Calgary: Mike Cammalleri, Jarome Iginla

Carolina: Wade Brookbank, Cam Ward

Chicago: Patrick Sharp, Jonathan Toews

Colorado: J-M Liles

Columbus: Rick Nash when he shaves

Dallas: ?

Detroit: ?

Edmonton: Ethan Moreau

Florida: David Booth

LA Kings:

Minnesota: Mikko Koivu

Montreal: Mike Komisarek

Nashville: Jason Arnott

New Jersey: Zach Parise

New York Islanders: Rick DiPietro

New York Rangers: Wade Redden, Markus Naslund

Ottawa Senators:

Phoenix Coyotes: Peter Mueller

Philadelphia Flyers:

Pittsburgh Penguins: Jordan Staal

San Jose Sharks:

St. Louis Blues: ?

Tampa Bay Lightning: Vinny Lecavalier

Vancouver Canucks: Ryan Kesler

Washington Capitals: Brooks Laich

Help, people! I know there are foxy gents around this league not on this list!!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to glue pictures onto a paper bag for a class presentation.