Thursday, December 4, 2008

Shhhhhh!!!

by Anne

GUYS! Don't tell my final papers that I'm here!

Anyway, I've missed you all terribly, and I'm SURE you've missed me as well in the, oh, 36 hours since I last posted. I know, it felt more like 38 to me too.

Anyhoot, now that Sean Avery has issued a lame-ass apology and the Sabres are apparently starting the season over, I suppose we should move on to other things.

Several teams still require a lovely Sabretooth's House reader to investigate their hottness potential. In fact, most of the Western Conference is still up for grabs. The nominee list currently stands at the following:

Anaheim: ?

Atlanta: ?

Boston:?

Buffalo: Paul Gaustad, Patrick Lalime

Calgary: Mike Cammalleri, Jarome Iginla

Carolina: Wade Brookbank, Cam Ward

Chicago: Patrick Sharp, Jonathan Toews

Colorado: J-M Liles

Columbus: Rick Nash when he shaves

Dallas: ?

Detroit: ?

Edmonton: Ethan Moreau

Florida: David Booth

LA Kings:

Minnesota: Mikko Koivu

Montreal: Mike Komisarek

Nashville: Jason Arnott

New Jersey: Zach Parise

New York Islanders: Rick DiPietro

New York Rangers: Wade Redden, Markus Naslund

Ottawa Senators:

Phoenix Coyotes: Peter Mueller

Philadelphia Flyers:

Pittsburgh Penguins: Jordan Staal

San Jose Sharks:

St. Louis Blues: ?

Tampa Bay Lightning: Vinny Lecavalier

Vancouver Canucks: Ryan Kesler

Washington Capitals: Brooks Laich

Help, people! I know there are foxy gents around this league not on this list!!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to glue pictures onto a paper bag for a class presentation.

1 comment:

  1. Umm, well I suggest you look at my list of hotties (http://sabrechaser.blogspot.com/2008/11/forbidden-fruit.html). I know you said to supply pictures, but I'm too busy making my schedule for next semester and working on stuff for school, because unlike most cool people, my semester doesn't end for two more weeks.

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