Thursday, December 4, 2008

900/1500 Ain't Bad

by Anne

I have to write a 1500 word paper today and I have almost 900 words so I'm taking a wee little break to bring you all some news:

Target brand "oreos" are not even a close approximation to real Oreos. The only good generic Oreos are Wegman's brand. You have been warned. Don't buy them just because an entire pack costs $1.75.

Doof has made the journey to Florida. Wooooooo!!!! Time to bust out one of those pictures that kicks around on my hard drive until I find a reason to use it:

Make our defense better, pleaseandthanks

Normally I'd be all "Psh its the Panthers, we'll be fine." But they blanked the Rangers the other night and are 3-0-2 in their last 5.

Since when does the cross-eyed leaping cat have a broken stick in its paws?


On their site today

Actual Logo

Is that like the "scrambling to make a deadline 3rd logo?"

Designer #1 "CRAP! Jim! We forgot to design a new logo for the jersey! Its due in ten minutes!"
Designer #2: "Eh, just put a hockey stick in the panthers' paws and we'll work on the logo when they reject that one."


I am on PINS AND NEEDLES waiting to hear about Sean Avery. And by "on pins and needles" I of course mean "have a normal human amount of interest".

1 comment:

  1. Whoever that is sitting behind Doof has a great smile. I just realized by reading this article that you will not be at my concert tonight. What a poohead. P.S. Your text message made me l.o.l. at school.


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