By S(h)ara
Patrick Lalime missed practice this morning due to flu-like symptoms, and according to Lindy it is "uncertain" if he will play tomorrow night against Carolina.
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW HOCKEY-GODS? I REALLY HOPE SO, BECAUSE SO HELP ME JESUS, IF LALIME ISN'T IN NET TOMORROW NIGHT. THE WHOLE CITY OF BUFFALO IS PROBABLY GOING TO EXPERIENCE HEART PALPITATIONS THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NOT BEEN SEEN SINCE A CERTAIN NUMBER 48 LEFT DUE TO FREE AGENCY.
DO NOT MESS WITH ME HOCKEY GODS. I AM SERIOUSLY CLOSE TO SNAPPING.
Really, this is not cool. NOT. COOL.
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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I am about to go postal on the Hockey Gods...
ReplyDeleteJeez, can the city of Buffalo buy a little luck? Were there a lot of witchhunts in the 1700-1800s or something? There's got to be some kind of force working against Buffalo at this point.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to what we are going through here in Portland! Aaargh! This really isn't funny anymore!!!
ReplyDeleteUm, can I just say I literally gasped out loud (VERY loudly, at that) in the middle of class as I was reading the conversation on Twitter?? I'm dying here...
ReplyDeleteI'm glad that the hockey Gods hate us so much, I really do. Holy crap.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to what we are going through here in Portland! Aaargh! This really isn't funny anymore!!!
ReplyDeleteWe'll take good care of Jhonas, I promise.
That is not cool. Not one teeny little bit.
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