Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Bye Gerb

by Anne

Gerbe back to Portland


Why can't he score goals in the NHL?

Sad times. But Goose is most likely coming back.


  1. Sad! I was watching the game last night and he was trying, just no production. I hope he gets pulled up again soon!

  2. NOOOOO!!! Nate... That's very sad. And I'm very sad to hear how many people don't care if he gets called up again. Okay, so maybe he's not exactly NHL-ready, but he's too good for the AHL, so what do you want us to do with him? And if the Sabres trade him, I'll cry. Really, I will.


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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