Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Stafford Traded to Detroit, Now Plays Defense

by Anne

By no means are my posts error-free. Honestly, every time I re-read a post after its been published I notice at least one typo or a sentence that straight up doesn't make sense. However, with the exception of our cheating with Antoine Vermette in our All-Star ballot (and that was planned), we have never straight up gotten both a player's team and position wrong.

As is customary on MWF I find myself in the computer lab, bored. Usually this results in me reading the morning roundup on NHL.com, especially when the Sabres win.

Today was no exception.

Here's the write-up about last night's game, lovin' up on Staffy.



Take a closer look:


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Come on, NHL.com. Seriously?

12 comments:

  1. Wow we knew Staffy was good but he must be damn good to play for two teams and play forward and defense! Damn Staffy! You go boy!

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  2. I'm sorry, but LOL NHL.com. Epic fail.
    At least they don't give players the wrong names. Richard Kotalik? Seriously ESPN?

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  3. Wow we knew Staffy was good but he must be damn good to play for two teams and play forward and defense! Damn Staffy! You go boy!

    That Staffy, he just continues to impress. He's so multi-faceted.

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  4. I'm sorry, but LOL NHL.com. Epic fail.
    At least they don't give players the wrong names. Richard Kotalik? Seriously ESPN?


    You mean Richard Coat-a-lick and his new teammate Nathan Gerb? *eye roll*

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  5. Maybe its their spy names or their witness protection program names?

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  6. Yikes Anne, I read the title of your post and almost had a heart attack...save those clever titles until after the trade deadline! :)

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  7. Anne, you can never do that again!

    I was so worried that just as I opened my heart to a new Sabre that we being ripped apart so suddenly!

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  8. Anne, are you trying to kill us with a title like that?!

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  9. Maybe its their spy names or their witness protection program names?

    It could be!! Although being the NHL probably isn't the safest place to hide...

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  10. Yikes Anne, I read the title of your post and almost had a heart attack...save those clever titles until after the trade deadline! :)

    Ha, sorry. I couldn't resist the headline, lol.

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  11. Anne, you can never do that again!

    I was so worried that just as I opened my heart to a new Sabre that we being ripped apart so suddenly!


    Oh no! That would be terrible to lose him so quickly. Maybe my next title "Buffalo Sabres move to Finland, Story at 11" should go on the back burner?

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  12. Anne, are you trying to kill us with a title like that?!


    Its not my intention, but how hilarious would it be if I had some crazy inside source at HSBC Arena that gave me information like this? hahaha

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  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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