Friday, February 20, 2009


by Anne

By now you've probably noticed a trend with my postings. If we win, I basically post immediately. If we lose, I put off my next post until at least the middle of the next day, sometimes later.

That game just imploded in the last few minutes and I couldn't bear to watch their second empty net goal.

On the bright side, Mike Richards got his first career five point night.

The Kings lost last night 4-2. However, they were playing the Sharks so the loss is not as hard to take.

Fortunately there was one silver lining to last night. The Canucks beat Ottawa at home, 5-2 after kicking things off with a 4-0 lead.

The Burrows and Sedin line was all over the place and came up with nine points and a combined +7. Henrik had a four point night (1+3), Daniel two (1+1) and Burr three (1+2). Bieksa and Pavol Demitra scored the other two goals.

Burr was the triplet all along?

My cousin Jimmy aka James will be at my house this weekend so I have a sneaking suspicion there may be a guest post.

If you haven't heard about the stuff going down in Montreal off the ice having to do with hookers, the mafia and alcohol, check it out here. No, its not a joke, there really is stuff going on with hookers, the mafia and alcohol involving at least three Canadiens' players. Ah, just what they needed when Kovalev is self-destructing, Carey Price is floundering through sophomore growing pains and Vinny Lecavalier trade rumors are still swirling, all during the team's centennial when they felt they were destined by the hockey gods to win their 25th Stanley Cup. I'm taking a sick amount of happiness out of watching the smug smiles being wiped off of their faces.


  1. I thought it had to be a joke when I heard about what was happening in Montreal, imagine how surprised I was to find out that it was true. I too take a sick pleasure out of their downfall.

  2. That game just imploded in the last few minutes and I couldn't bear to watch their second empty net goal.

    Agreed. It was so depressing to watch. We stood a chance at winning, but that second empty net goal sealed the deal that we weren't going to. :-(


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  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
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  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
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  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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