by Anne
Today our former beloved, Steve Bernier, turns 24!
I baked you this bear cake, Big Bear!
Beat the Wild tonight!
That would be the best birthday present ever!!!
Go Canucks!
*I intended to post this this morning before my awards post but I accidentally scheduled it to post at 8:30 p.m. instead of a.m. I fail.
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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Thank you Anne, for reminding us of Big Bear's b-day! Soph and I totally fell down on the job. Now that you've reminded me, I think Pickles and Steve may have back-to-back b-days...? They can share that lovely bear cake, haha
ReplyDeleteAwwwwww! What an adorable cake! We totally won because it was Big Bear's b-day.
ReplyDeleteI think Pickles and Steve may have back-to-back b-days...? They can share that lovely bear cake, haha
ReplyDeleteWhoops. I fail, Pickles' birthday was yesterday. I bet many of my WCB's b-days have come and gone without my notice. GASP! When is Greener's birthday?! I really have no idea. Ok I just checked its not til May. Phew. I hope I remember.
Awwwwww! What an adorable cake! We totally won because it was Big Bear's b-day.
ReplyDeleteToooootally. And because Big Bear had another great opportunity in front of the net and couldn't capitalize... again. We still love you Big Bear!
Yup, that boy would have 40 goals if he could actually hit the net. Poor guy. Sigh. Still luff him though!
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