Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I Hate Their Guts But They're Still Cute

by Anne

On March 13, the Sabres held their 4th annual Aces and Blades charity casino night to benefit the Buffalo Sabres Foundation. Here are some snapshots from various galleries. I don't think that these will erase the memory of the last few games but it might ease the pain a little.

Did someone just say something "untoward" to you, Royzie?
This picture also explains why there were crazy iron tree things all over the place by the security entrance for the days leading up to the event.

Hey there, hot stuff, lookin' snappy.

I'm sorry that I kind of want you to be fired :(

Staffy gives (or maybe gets) some straight talk

Dang, that's a lot of buttons, Teppo

Who let Pie gamble?!

I still love you. You didn't ask for this.

Hahaha Patty looks about 11 years old

Matty! Why didn't you play last night?

Hey Rat!

probably talking smack about Barnaby

Rivs is dealin' it up

I love him.

This might be one of my favorite pictures of all time.


  1. I can't get over how snazzy Spacek looks standing by that big wheel.

  2. Look at that cute puppy! <3

    Wait a second...I thought Patty K said it was hard for him to count? HOW IS HE A DEALER? :P

  3. Ahhh I love these pictures Anne! Especially Roby! He looks like a little kid!

    Shelby, I said earlier today, "I didn't know hockey players could count..."

  4. Dani, we are thinking on the same wavelength, haha.

  5. Only the ones with college degrees can count...

  6. Jill, I think that means only Miller and Moore can count. Heh. Two out of 22 isn't bad.

    I really think the next time Roby gets in a snit in the studio, Sylvester just should hand him a puppy to cuddle with and calm down. Seriously, that photo is adorable.


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

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