Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I See You've Finally Come Around

by Anne


NOW can we all accept that the Sabres are a genuinely bad hockey team that is not going to make the playoffs?

Life is so much simpler this way. I've been content for days, dear ones. Join me, won't you?




Just over five weeks away!

Congrats to Marty Brodeur for win #552. Quite an accomplishment, sir. Maybe only slightly more impressive than your stat as the only NHL goaltender to score a game winning goal. That is pretty darn awesome.

Also, since Mr. Brodeur beat the Blackhawks, the Canucks were able to move into a tie for fourth place in the West!

The Canucks won again on home ice! They beat Dallas 4-2 for their 10th consecutive win on home ice which sets a new record for the team. Psh, NHL.com doesn't seem to care about THAT record being broken, MARTY.

Kesler, Sundin, D. Sedin and BIG BEAR scored, but not in that order. Hooray!!

Ales Kotalik scored the game winning shoot out goal tonight! Too bad he plays for the Edmonton Oilers now.


Fundamentals time:
The game is best played with sticks on the ice


Is it possible for Danny Paille to have any other facial expression?
I hope not.

Good night.

1 comment:

  1. Let me join you in the World Championship festivities. I want a picture of Pommers running like a girl again, next to Staffy's forearms full of hair.

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny


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