Tuesday, March 10, 2009

That's It

Dear Buffalo Sabres,

Go to hell.

I'm done.

This team does not deserve to make the playoffs.

I hate that I work at HSBC Arena right now.

Love, Anne

Let's Go Canucks! Let's Go Kings!!



  1. I'm sorry Anne... Jess and I did squeal over the Sabres during warm ups like twelve year fan girls. I guess it just wasn't enough

  2. No Soph! They don't deserve your squeals of approval! They deserve derisive insults about their mothers hurled in their direction.

  3. But Anne! It was pregame warmups! My psychic abilities weren't telling me how much the Sabres would stink up the joint...

    Plus we were excited to see these guys for the first time after hearing so much about them... Too bad they're dead to you now.


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

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