Sunday, April 5, 2009

Decision Time

by Anne

Let's seee, decisions decisions.

Do I take the time to blog about the Sabres most recent painful swift-kick-in-the-face loss on home ice or maybe even the totally awesome 6-1 Kings win over the Coyotes? It was a nifty game and I thought Greener scored again but Kopitar tipped it (that's fine by me, Kopi!). Maybe I should write about the Canucks losing an exciting one to the Oilers.

No, dear ones, I choose option #4:


Yes hockey, on a sunny Sunday in April, I choose breakfast over you. I'm sorry its had to come to this. I'm confident I will be back later. I'm even wearing my I [heart] Buffalo Hockey sweatshirt. We all know where my true allegiance lies.


  1. My sister-in-law was wearing her 'I <3 Buffalo Hockey' sweatshirt today too while we walking around UB today. Total coincidence.

    That food is making me hungry.

  2. Oh! Grand Slam to the Sabres Anne.


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

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