Saturday, April 4, 2009

Ryan Miller: Diabolical Villain

by Anne

“Whatever. I get to play the villain for the night. I don’t go into too many rinks where I’m getting booed for something other than stopping the puck. I held off. I didn’t hit him. I gave him a push to say, ‘Smarten up.’”

- Ryan Miller post game comments 4/3/2009 @ Washington about Ovechkin crashing into him.


  1. He was so funny in his interview. How he said it was his way of saying, "What the hell?" haha.

  2. Loved that quote. I didn't hear him say it because I can totally hear it in my head.

  3. Miller's been kind of feisty these past couple of games. I like it.


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

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