Thursday, April 9, 2009

This Song Captures it All

by Anne

Excuse me but what the f&%^ was that?

So NOT ONLY do the Sabres win but they win with a third period comeback?




I am genuinely mad that they won. As Keyshia Cole said above: I JUST WANT IT TO BE OVER.

Never before has a Sabres victory been so depressing.

Don't worry, it'll end tomorrow.

Its a recipe for disaster: Carolina is H-O-T right now and they're playing at home AND they didn't play tonight. AND the Sabres are still bad, even if they won tonight.

Just make it stop.

I bet we do win out and the Panthers and Rangers lose. But I BET we lose to Boston, in OT. Like, Phil Kessel will score a tying goal with five seconds left in regulation and then Chara will blow up the back of the net on the opening faceoff and we'll miss again.

However, we have to get through Carolina and Philly has to beat the Rangers in regulation tomorrow.

I'm fresh out of hope over here*.

In other news, the Blue Jackets clinched a playoff spot tonight. I feel responsible for the Blackhawks not clinching home ice because I thought that Columbus needed two points to clinch so I hoped for a Columbus OT win but they only needed one so I should've hoped for a Chicago OT win. Sorry.

*We all know I'm full of crap and I hope they make it but I am legitimately drained of energy.

Congratulations to Brad May on playing in this 1,000th NHL game!

Super fancy silver stick

May Day! May Day! May Day!
and Rob Ray

Congratulations, May Day
You've accomplished a lot


Dominic Moore has a lot of pent up rage against his former team?

There's still two left that might mean something. let's go buff-a-lo.


  1. Dominic Moore has a lot of pent up rage against his former team?

    I guess so... I mean, he was scrappy the whole night with them. Kinda makes you wonder...

  2. I was hoping Dom would get in a fight again, but I guess not...


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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