By S(h)ara
First off, I would just like to say thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes. It was a pretty good one, I must say.
Anne and I are sitting on my couch and watching the end of the Sabres game, and I came across something that made me chuckle on NHL.com. I may have edited this for my own amusement. May.
This really entertains me way more than it should.
PS I saw Pat Kaleta at the mall today. He didn't look concussed, so good on ya, Patty!
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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Glad you had a nice birthday! And that headline is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAhahahahahah. I can't stop laughing. Also, that's what Tim Connolly said!!
ReplyDeleteHhahahhhahaa! Sometimes the NHL is amazing.
ReplyDeleteShara, do I know you?
ReplyDelete-Andy